The Short Measure
- 24th January 2026
- J. Davy Crockett III
The late Jerry Clower, a teller of funny stories, once related a hilarious tale about the lady who went into an old-fashioned butcher shop. She said to the proprietor behind the refrigerated meat case, “I would like a 3½ pound frying chicken.” It was near the end of the day, and as the butcher reached down behind the counter into the chest full of ice that had...











